# Date: Thu, 29 Feb 1996 18:42:51 -0800 (PST) From: Evan MALVOLIO Hulka <evahulk@nueva.pvt.k12.ca.us> SONG NAME: Punk Rock Girl ARTIST: Dead Milkmen ALBUM: Beelzebubba YEAR: 1987 (I think) TABBED BY: Malvolio "Punk Rock Girl" -- Dead Milkmen (I think you could play this song with either regular or power chords, but I think it sounds better with regular chords on a nylon stringed guitar, preferably with an amp pickup)

^GOne Saturday I took a wa^Clk to Zipperhe^Gad ^GI met a girl there and she ^Calmost knocked me d^Dead Punk rock g^Emirl please lo^Cok at me ^GWhat d^Do you see' Let's t^Gravel 'ro^Dund the wo^Crld, just y^Emou and ^Dme punk rock g^Girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a beau'" She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know Punk rock girl give me a chance Let's go slam dance We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me punk rock girl (this part is sung-spoken but what the hell)

^DWe went to the P^Ahilly Pizza c^Dompany and or^Adered some hot t^Dea The wa^Aitress said well ^Dno, we only^A have it ic^Ded So we ju^Amped up on the ta^Dble and sho^Auted anarc^Dhy And so^Ameone played a Be^Dach Boys song ^Aon the jukeb^Dox And it was &qu^Aot;Californi^Da Dream^Ain'" so we st^Darted screamin' On ^Asuch a winter's d^Day ^D ^C ^B ^A

^GShe took me to her parents' f^Cor a Sunday m^Geal ^GHer father took one look at me and ^Che began to sq^Dueal Punk rock g^Emirl it m^Cakes no sense Your fa^Gther's a vice pr^Desident Rich ^Gas the D^Duke of Ea^Crl yeah, yo^Emu're for m^De punk rock g^Girl

(guitar solo, kind of -- I'm too lazy to tab it) (same as before with the D A bit) We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers The security guards trailed us to a record shop We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "He don't work here" We said if you don't know Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin' (etc) We got into a car and away we started rollin' I asked how much she paid for it, she said "Nothin' man, it's stolen" Punk rock girl you look so wild Let's have a child We'll name her Minnie Pearl just you and me We'll travel round the world just you and me punk rock girl Please don't e-mail me with requests 'cause I'm not a total Dead Milkmen fan, I just heard this song on the radio and liked it... Later, E. Hulka --- no signature Evan "Malvolio" Hulka evahulk@ace.nueva.pvt.k12.ca.us

Dead Milkmen - Punk rock girl