Dead Milkmen - Methodist coloring book

tuning:EADGBe standard tuning tabbed by brizzle methodist coloring book by the dead milkmen: you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well please don't color outside the lines or god will send you to...... e---------> B---------> G---------> D-9-9-9-9-> A-9-9-9-9-> E-7-7-7-7-> ......hell e--------------------------> B--------------------------> G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9--> play 2X D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9--> A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--> E-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------> god hates war..god hates crime.... e-------------------------------------------------> B-------------------------------------------------> G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------> D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-> A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9-> E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-> but he really hates people who color outside the lines you got a methodist coloring book don't color outside the lines 'cause if god doesn't strike you with lightning he'll at least make you go..... e---------> B---------> G---------> D-9-9-9-9-> A-9-9-9-9-> E-7-7-7-7-> ......blind e--------------------------> B--------------------------> G-------------9-9-9-9-9-9--> play 2X D-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9--> A-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--> E-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------> good people get sent to the attic bad people will roast in the cellar e-------------------------------------------------> B-------------------------------------------------> G-------------6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------> D-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-> A-7-7-7-7-7-7-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-9-9-9-9-9-9-> E-5-5-5-5-5-5-------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-> but there's a special kind of hell for those who just won't learn to color. god is gracious god is good so let's color in his book god wears cotton god wears rayon he can mend this broken crayon e---------------------------------------------------> B---------------------------------------------------> G--7-7-7-7---------9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15-> D--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-13-13-13-13--15-15-15-15-> A--5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-11-11-11-11--13-13-13-13-> E----------5-5-5-5----------------------------------> god is honest he don't take payola so let's all thank him for our crayola's(scream) you got a methodist coloring book you got a methodist coloring book (scream) e-----------------------------------------------------------------> B-----------------------------------------------------------------> G-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------------> D-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-> A-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-> E---------------------------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-> you got a methodist coloring book oh oooooooo oh oooooooo (scream) (scream) e---------------------------------> B---------------------------------> G--6--------9---------------------> play 2x D--6--------9---------4--------7--> A--4--------7---------4--------7--> E---------------------2--------5--> you got a methodist coloring book you got a methodist coloring book (scream) e--------------------------------> B--------------------------------> G-6-----9------------------------> D-6-----9------6--------7--------> A-4-----7------6--------7--------> E--------------4--------5--------> you got a methodist coloring book oh oooooooo (scream) e-------------> B-------------> G-9-----------> play 2X (let ring) D-9------7----> A-7------7----> E--------5----> you got a medodist coloring book and you color really well please don't color outside the lines or god will send you to...... e-------> B-------> G-------> (let ring) D-9-----> A-9-----> E-7-----> ......hell pretty simple but great written song. you gotta love the milkmen