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He ain't Ceven near 20 but he says he's seen plenty of hard Ftimes Cause he's Gbeen on this bus for 5 days and in his hotel for 5 Cnights And his Csatellite dish is ruinedC7 and the new band is treatin' him Fmean And there's Gstill another week to go and he misses his Karaoke macChine
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That's country, my Fass, who do they think we Cam Force feed us thatG shit, ain't you real tired ofC it Tell 'em stick it up Fhigh where the sun don't Cshine Get Gpissed, get mad, that?s country, my Cass
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DNow she's out there too, she's got her own secrets tGoo She Acan't sing a lick and in a bucket she couldn't carry her Dtune She's Dpretty as a picture and she's sure got a nice set of Glips And she Amisses her producer, slash boyfriend, who seduced her, er produced her a hDit
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ENow don't get me wrong, to each his own I belAieve But they B7took the soul out of what means a whole lot to Eme ECause I can see Hank and Lefty, they?re spinning around in their gAraves And if B7they were here now, I think y'all know what they'dE say