Da Vinci's Notebook - Liposuction

If a^Gll your fancy diet plans have g^Cot your head a 's^Gwimmin' And e^Dverything you eat must be appr^Coved by Richard S^Gimmons Stopped ea^Ctin' that birdseed, friend, cause w^Ghat you really need Is a proce^Cdure guarantee^A7d not to impede your need ^D7to feed

Lipos^Cuction! Lipos^Guction! The n^Cew immediate we^A7ight reduction pl^D7an Trade ^Cin the hand you've been^C#m7b5 dealt and get surgi^Gcally svelte^E At your f^A7riendly neighborhood ^D7liposuction m^Can ^G

If y^Gou've abandoned exercise and yo^Cur gut keeps gett^Ging vaster Your ^Dthighs are growing over-size a^Cnd your butt's go^Gne off to pasture If you wan^Ct a new demeanor and you're keen on^G getting leaner Then your ^Cremedy is an M^A7.D. with a fancy vacuum cl^D7eaner

Lipos^Cuction! Lipos^Guction! The n^Cew immediate we^A7ight reduction pl^D7an Take t^Che fat cells from your hi^C#m7b5ps, put 'em in Barba^Gra Hershey's^E lips At your f^A7riendly neighborhood ^D7liposuction m^Can ^G

If your ^Gwaist line is a'surgin' And in n^Deed of some reversion And your^C overall weight dispersion's Gettin' ^Gon the verge of perversion I'm enco^Curaging an excursion To go se^Garchin' for a surgeon And get yo^Cur emergency p^A7urgin' of the burgeonin' f^D7at emergin' from your chin!

Lipos^Cuction! Lipos^Guction! The n^Cew immediate we^A7ight reduction pl^D7an Get yo^Cur torso ref^C#m7b5ormatted, get a no^Gse job while you're a^Et it At your f^A7riendly neighborhood ^D7liposuction m^Gan ^E Make y^Cour ass twelve inches thi^C#m7b5nner and be ho^Gme in time for di^Enner At your f^A7riendly neighborhood ^D7liposuction^G man....^C. ^G

Well the d^Coctor's bill may vex ^C#m7b5ya But it su^Gre beats anore^Exia At your f^Criendly neighborhood ^Dliposuction ^Gman^C! ^G