Da Vinci's Notebook - Hot soup

^AYou can whistle a tune Buy a balloon You can ^F#even eat a bagel with a silver spoon But you ^Bjust can't eat hot ^E7soup with your bare h^Aands ^E7

You can ^Ahang like a bat Dance with your cat You can ^F#7even use your undies as a ^A7pirate hat But you ^B7just can't eat hot ^E7soup with your bare ^Ahands ^A7

^C#7So if you want to keep out of hot water ^B7If you want to find yourself top dog in the catbird ^E7seat ^C#7Then don't you try to do what you ought ^F#7not to You Better c^B7oncentrate on ^E7doin' the things you c^Aan ^A7

Y^Aou can pickle a prune Rent a raccoon ^F#7Dig yourself a swimmin' pool with Sun Myung Moon But you ^F#just c^Ban't ^Eeat hot soup with your bare h^Aands ^E7

Give Edgar ^AWinter a tan Swim to Azerbaijan Do "Th^F#e Macarena" with the Wu-Tang Clan But you j^B7ust can't eat hot ^E7soup with your bare ^A7hands

^C#7So you don't play ball like Sammy ^F#7Sosa So you'll never fly to Toronto, rent a Miata, drive to the border, go in a barrel down Niagra ^B7Falls ^C#7The negative should not be dwelt on, ^F#7no sir, no Better ^B7concentrate on ^E7doin' the things you ^A7can (^C#7you the ma^F#7n!) (or the woman!) And you ^B7just can't eat hot ^E7soup with your bare hands ^F#

^B7Vegetable! (Vegetable!) ^E7Alphabet! (Alphabet!) ^A7Chicken noodle! (Chicken noodle!)^ASpaghettios! (That ain't soup!) ^BMatzoh ball! (Matzoh ball!) ^B7Split pea! (No so^A#up for you!) ^F#Minestrone! (Minestrone!) ^F#mTom Kha Gai! (That soup's hot!) ^F#Leeky leeky! (Leeky leeky!) Wonton! (Wonton!) ^AGazpacho! (^F#7You can do that!)

Oh! You ^B7just can't eat hot ^E7soup You ^Ajust can't eat hot ^F#7soup You ^B7just can't eat hot ^E7soup You ^F#7just can't eat hot soup Oh! You ^B7just can't eat hot ^E7soup with your bare ^Ahands!