Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Women gotta stick together

^CWomen gotta stick together ^G7Each and every day ^DmWomen gotta stick ^G7together ^Gm7In each and every ^C7way

^FFemales helping females ^Em7For the greater g^A7ood ^DmSisters helpin' si^Gsters ^DmThat’s called si^Gsterh^Cood!

^FWomen have the p^Cower ^GThe power to make a ch^Cange ^FLike this girl should pluck her e^Cyebrows ^GAnd those jeans should be exch^Canged

^EmSome girls are born t^Amall and thin ^EmAnd some are short an^Amd fat ^DmThis girl smells like sausages ^GBut there's nothing wrong with that!

^CWomen gotta stick together ^G7All across this land ^DmExcept Denise Marti^G7nez ^Gm7That bitch I cannot s^C7tand ^C7Oh, hey, Denise! ^C7Hey, girl!

^FFemales helpin' females ^Em7Like this girl here with the blotchy f^A7ace ^DmShe banged her best friend's boyf^Griend In the bathroom of that hal^Dmf-priced su^Gshi pl^Cace ^CWhat? ^COh, you didn’t know?

^FSo let’s all spread this me^Cssage ^DmLike Caitlin spreads dis^Cease ^F'Cause a change is coming fa^Cster ^DmThan Ashley drops to her kn^Gees

^FTogether we can clear these hur^Cdles ^DmExcept Marissa 'cause she’s four-foot-e^Cight ^FWe can climb every mou^Cntain ^DmIf the rope can support Haley’s we^Gight

^DWomen gotta stick together ^ADo everything we can So if some weird^Em troll named Rebecca move^As here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend I’m gonna... ^AmLend her a helping h^Dand!

^GWomen gotta stick together ^F#mAnd tell each other the tr^Buth— ^EmThe truth is you're all fat sl^Auts And t^Em7hat's called si^Asterh^Dood