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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] D G7 C [Verse]
CIt's 5:53 on ThanksgiEmving GmNot one customer's walked through the Cdoor But I'm still hFere, slingin' drinks for a Cliving E7I've never played piano befoAmre
N.C (spoken) Not bad.
DmI know this town like the Emback of mAmy hand DmBut I'm not such a fan of Emthe back Amof my hand DmCause if you look real close C/EAt those little hairs and veins You're like F"Hands are sort of gross" D7It's hard to eGxplain GThe point is:
AbHey, West CoEbvina BbWhy won't you let me brFeak free? AbAm I doomed to stay here EbPouring my high school friends' beers BbFor the rest of eternFity?
AbHey, West CoEbvina BbYou know just where tFo find me FmI'll never go far, so pull up toC/G the bar F/GHey, West Covina G7 What'll it Fbe?
CIt's 5:55, I'm still Emsinging GmThe big Turkey Day game's letting oCut But no one's comFin' here Who am I kCiddin'? E7Hey, you sunburned MILFs AmGive me a shout
DmEveryone's going home Em'Cause it's time to give tAmhanks DmThanks for the chain stores and oEmutlets anAmd banks DmThanks for this town three short hEmours from theAm beach FWhere all of your dreams can stay just ouD7t of rGeach
N.C (spoken-ish? mouth percussed?) Dun-dun bom-bom! Gun-ga bom-dom!
AbHey, West CoEbvina BbYou're not listenin', so what's tFhe use? AbIs my purpose in life to slicEbe limes with a knife? OBbr to serve Deb a vodka and craFnberry juice?

N.C

Hey, Deb, I'll be right with you. (sung)
AbHey, West CoEbvina BbLook what you're dFoing to me Fm/AbCan't you see, West Covina You're killing C/Gme, West Covina Last Fcall, West Covina G7 What'll it Fbe?