Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - We tapped that ass

I ^Fbanged you here I ^C7nailed you there And ^F7on this couch And ^Bbin this chair In the ^Fdoorway, the ^Ahallway, o^Dmn every stair We^C tapped that ass ^C7all ^Fover this house

S^Fometimes him ^C7Sometimes me Thou^F7gh never simult^Bbaneously But ^Fone of us was ^Ahittin' it ^Dmusually We ^Ctapped that ass a^C7ll ^Fover this house

^A7You'll never escape us ^D7'Cause we live in your head ^G7Just two swell dudes ^G7That you screwed ^CHere ^C#And here ^DAnd there ^C#And here

And ^G7even occasionally ^C7in your bed

N.C.

That bed is really uncomfortable Right? It's like a prison cot

On^F the stove O^C7ver the sink A^Fnd sort of in the fridge ^F7one ti^D7me, I think And then ^Dmwe hit the back patio That's where we ^G7hit your back pati...Oh! We ^Ctapped that ass ^C7all ^Fover this house

^A7How many times did we tap that behind? ^D7Well, let's estimate ^G7On an average day ^G7I would have to say^C Mmm, ^D5, 6, 7, 8 ^{G D D7 G7 Cm}

N.C.

What, too cheeky? Hey, does this ring a bell?

^DA little to the left ^DOh, oh, okay now, a little to the right ^DOh, oh, oh, wait, wait ^DBack to the left ^DRight there, right there ^DWait, no

N.C.

You're doing it wrong I'll do it myself

N.C.

Barkeep, what's on tap? It's me, and my ass

N.C.

Ooh, sounds refreshing

^B7On the table you were ^B7Willing and able ^E7On the ottoman ^E7You took a lot of man ^A7And on the safe in the closet ^A7I made a deposit ^DI also tapped that ass all over this ^Ghouse Let's wrap this up with a big ^Dfin^D7ish ^D7But where should we finish? ^E7Please, not on my chest ^E7No, you'll scratch it

^A7On the accent wall ^E7On the bathroom floor ^A7You didn't care where ^DYou just wanted more ^AHow much more ^Aaugtapping could one ^F#mass endur^Aauge? ^EWe tapped that ass (Tapped that ass) ^ETapped that ass (Tapped that ass) ^EWe tapped that ass All over this ^Aho^Dus^Ae