Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Our twisted fate

^DmWe are merely pretzels That is all we ^Care This ^Cwoman's obsession with us Is frankly quite ^Dmbizarre We ^Bbused to simply be a starchy snack that people ^Fate But ^Cnow we are a symbol Such ^Ais our twisted ^Dmfate

We've been ^Dmsmothered in the mustard of her quest for happi^Cness There's a ^Clot of pressure on us This we must con^Dmfess We ^Bbdidn't ask to be in charge of someone's mental ^Fstate Just ^Clet us be some happy carbs Spare ^Aus this twisted ^Dmfate ^Bb

We've been a-salted by her ^Fyearning ^C To make her life a cogent ^Dmtale ^Bb Sure it's nice to be k^Fneaded But ^Cnow the whole thing's getting ^Astale

Oh, can't some ^Dmsoft and chewy pretzels Finally get re^Clief We are hurtin' from the burden of being someone's life mo^Dmtif She could ^Bbswitch to pizza bagels If it's not too ^Flate It's the ^Cyeast that she could do To save us ^Afrom this twisted ^Dmfate