Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - Lets generalize about men

^EmRight now, we're angry and sad ^CIt's our right to get righteously mad At every ^Ammember of the opposite sex^D Oh God, we hat^Eme them!

^EmLet's not distinguish between them at all ^CLet's just drink a lot more alcohol And ^Amthen high-five each other As we make a bunch of blanket stat^Bements

Let's ^Cgeneralize about ^Dmen! Let's ^Bgeneralize about ^Emmen! Let's take ^Cone bad thing abo^Dut one man ^BAnd apply it to a^Emll of them Let's con^Cflate all the guys Let's ^Dgeneralize About ^Emmen!

^EmAll men are completely repressed ^CAll men only want to have sex ^AmThere are no exceptions All^D three billion men are lik^Eme this (All 3.6 billion men!)

^EmAll men are emotionally stunted When ^Casked how they feel, every man's always grunted And ^Amwhy do men never listen and only think about themselves As opposed to ^Bwomen, who always listen and never think about themselves?

N.C.

(Ooh, I hear you, girl!)

Let's ^Cgeneralize about ^Dmen! Let's ^Bgeneralize about ^Emmen! Let's get s^Cuper-lit And not^D admit This is some ^Bkind of primal ritual we ^Emneed now and then Maybe our ^Cspirits will rise If we ^Dgeneralize about ^Emmen!

^CAll men are stupid and childish ^DEven the ones who are smart and mature ^CAll every man does every day Is watch ^Bporn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore

N.C.

(Hey, what about gay men? Oh no, gay men are fine) ^CGay men are all really great ^DEvery single one They're never ^Cmean, just sassy They're all completely a^Bdorable and fun

So let's ^Cfocus for now on straight ^Dmen Let's just ^Bgeneralize about ^Emthem (They're all ^Bmonsters! They're murderers! They're rapists! Totally! Wait, I have sons.) ^CYour sons are ^Dgonna be ra^Empists