Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - I want to be a child star

^EEvery night I lie awake ^BDreaming of my big break ^C#mI just gotta act and dance and sing 'Cause I ^Aonly ever ^B7wanted one ^Bthing

I wanna be a ^Epre-teen ^BHollywood ^C#mtrainwreck ^{A B} A ^Ecautio^Bnary ^C#mtale ^{A B} I want the ^G#mkind of fame That'll ^F#mwarp my brain And e^Aventually land me in ^Bjail

I want to sue my ^Eparents for e^Bmanci^C#mpation ^{A B} After ^Ethey get caught s^Btealing^C#m from me ^{A B} I want to be ^G#mon the set Of The ^F#mWalking Dead When I ^Alose my virgin^Bity

I want to be a c^Ehild star It's ^Bgonna be ^Abad ^EChild star It's ^Bgonna be ^Asad Oh, ^Byeah

^EChildhood is overrated I'm ^Bready for mine to end I want to have ^C#magents and assistants ^AInstead of actual ^Bfriends

I'll be ^Eabusive and emotionally stunted But ^Beveryone will tolerate me They'll ^C#mhave no choice

Will make them ^Aall so much ^B7money ^B [Chorus] I want to have a ^Eteenage ^BHollywood ^C#mmeltdown ^{A B} Be a ^Epop-culture ^Bcasual^C#mty ^{A B} I want a ^G#mbunch of addictions To ^F#millegal prescriptions And ^Acompletely lose touch with ^Breality

I want to ^Esquander every^Bthing I've ^C#mworked for ^{A B} And ^Espiral ^Bout of ^C#mcontrol ^{A B} I want to wake ^G#mup in Van Nuys With a ^F#mbunch of sketchy guys I've ^Anever even met be^Bfore

I want to be a ^Echild star ^BWho are you ^Aguys? ^EChild star ^BCan I have ^Asome more money?

^BOh baby, I've hit rock bottom. I can't live like this. It's time to get my act together. ^C#7Re-focus on my ^C#passion

I want to be a ^F#desperate ^C#Hollywood ^D#mhas-been^{B C#} A ^F#classic "^C#Where are they ^D#mnow?" ^{B C#} I'll try to ^A#mclean up my act And get my ^G#magent back And ^Bsalvage my rep^C#utation somehow

I'll do a ^F#lot of com^C#munity ^D#mservice^{B C#} And a^F#pologize to ^C#Meryl ^D#mStreep ^{B C#} I want to be that ^A#mformer child star That you ^G#msee in bars And say, ^B"Hey, there's that ^C#bloated, bankrupt Hollywood ^F#creep!"

^F#Child star!