Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - I hate everything but you

The ^Dsmell of water, kids screaming with joy I've hated ^Gcrap like that since ^AI was a boy While ^Deveryone was laughing and having so much fun I would ^Gmutter "This sucks" till the ^Aday was done I de^Gtested most stuff and I still do You see, ^AI hate everything but you ^D

I hate the feeling of the ^Asun when it hits my skin I don't like bands with a ^Gguy on mando^Dlin I hate when people post their ^Apictures with the hashtag "mood" I hate when people call ^Gblueberries a super^Dfood I hate when someone says, "^BmOooh, it's magic hour!" Or when people actually ^Gstop and smell a flower I hate white women who ^Acall their engagement rings "bling" Oh yes, I hate everything But ^Dyou

I hate guys who read ^Amagazines devoted to golf Hate Frisbee golf, and when pe^Gople call Frisbee golf "f^Drolf" I hate when people ^Aask me if I'd ever get a tattoo Hate combination cond^Gitioner and sham^Dpoo I hate doing The ^BmWave at a baseball game I hate couples with a ^Gcutesy couple name I hate when someone says a ^Ajoke and someone else says, "Zing!" Oh yes, I hate everything But ^Dyou

'Cause when I ^Glook into your eyes and I ^Asee you smile When you ^Bmlaugh at yourself and we ^Dtalk for a while ^GJust for a moment I forget How much I ^Ahate it when people say, "Gotta jet!"

I hate it when people say they're ^Ggoing "off the grid" Or when someone calls their ^Dbaseball cap their "lid" I hate models who just ^Ghappen to date quarterbacks I hate grown ^Dmen who always quote Caddyshack

I hate the phrase "^GLove conquers all," and I ^Dhate that it's true 'Cause I ^Bmwant to not hate things ^Dwhen I'm with you You love ^Gso many things and you ^Dhave so much fun It makes me ^Awish my hating days were done

And ^Gthere's one thing ^AI want you to ^Dknow: G* A* D* I'll always hate guys who name their cars