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[REBECCA]
Well, you can Btake your D#snow and G#mshove it This is our EChristmas Band we F#love it It's a Bhundred degD#rees, this elf is EVietnamese That's the Bway that California F#does it
[JOSH CHAN]
Even our BSanta D#has a G#msuntan He's Ealso an Bunemployed F#stuntman
[REBECCA]
Is he Beven aD#wake? [SANTA] Yeah, I'm Ejust really baked
[JOSH]
If Bhe can be Santa Claus, F#anyone can! [REBECCA & JOSH] ECalifornia F#Christmastime It's Bjust a Golden G#State of mind EChet's nuts roasting F#in the bright sunD#mlight! G#
[REBECCA, spoken]

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Put on some pants, Chet! [REBECCA & JOSH] And Ewhat would Christmas F#be without Historically Blow mountain snow causing G#staggering drought
[JOSH]
But Ehey, this eggnog F#fro-yo's super D#mtight! [REBECCA] Super G#tight!
'Cause C#mthis is California And F#we do Christmas Bright![JOSH, spoken]
Mmm, so good![BACK-UP SINGERS]
California ChristmasEtiEmme[DARRYL] Don we Bnow our D#surf apG#mparel And we have our Eown kind of BChristmas F#carol
[PAULA]
It's this Bchick named D#Carol She does Ehenna tattoos
[Darryl]
Carol's Bfifty, but no judgement She's still F#finding herself
[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken]

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We're all finding ourselves! [GREG] Okay, there C#is no Feasy A#manswer
[HEATHER]
For our F#high rates C#of skin G#cancer [CAROL] It C#took my dad's Flife
[SANTA]
And it F#killed my wife [GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA] C# Hang ten, G#Rudolph and Prancer!
[ALL]
F#California G#Christmastime We C#gather 'round and sing A#songs by Sublime And F#all our local G#reggae bands are Fmwhite A# The F#kids get lots of toys on G#Christmas morn 'Cause C#daddy makes big bucks diA#recting porn
[REBECCA]
They F#may have gonorrhea But at G#least it's not frostFmbite!
[ALL]
It's not frostA#bite! 'Cause D#mthis is California And G#we do Christmas C#right!
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[REBECCA]
California ChristmasF#time

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