Cory Branan - Miss ferguson

^GIn a town where you can ^Dsum up ^Cevery girl with just one ^Dsentence ^GGive or ^Dtake the ^Csubject or the ^Dverb ^GShe shows ^Dup like the ^Cdevil said ^Dpenance ^GWon't nothin' ^Dever be ^Cclear no ^Dmore

^GShe got ^Dhired on down at the ^CLast Chance ^DDiner ^GShe works ^Dall the same ^Cshifts as ^Dme ^GI've never been ^Done for ^Ctoo much conver^Dsation ^GBut now I ^Dchoose my words ^Cso care^Dfully ^G'Cause the angle of her ^Dcheek is the ^Cmath of ^Dpersuasion ^GFirst time you saw the ^Docean, she's got ^Ctucked behind her ^Dknee ^GShe is ^Dswallowing lightning and ^Cshe is spittin' ^Dthunder ^GWaftin' ^DCalifornia, ^Creekin' ^DTennessee ^GShe is waftin' ^DCalifornia ^Cand reekin' ^DTennessee

^CNow I wanna tell her how I feel ^DBut each time that I start ^GMy tongue wraps like a ^Dtether ball ^CSix times around my ^Dheart and I say

^GHey, ^Dhey, ^Chey, Miss ^DFerguson ^GIt's Cory from ^Dwork ^Ccallin' to ^Dsay ^GHey, ^Dhey, ^Chey, Miss ^DFerguson ^GI was wonderin' what you was ^Ddoing, a little ^Clater on ^Dtoday ^GJust wonderin' what you was ^Ddoing, a little ^Clater on ^Dtoday

^GNow I'm curious to ^Dsee just where them ^Ceight pounds will ^Dend up ^GI wanna be ^Daround to watch the ^Csouthern kick ^Din ^GAin't got no purple ^Dheart, ^Cno blue rib^Dbon ^GBlow out them ^Dcandles now ^CI'll show you where I've ^Dbeen ^GNow she comes around at ^Dmidnight like a ^CSunday after^Dnoon ^GWith a purpose and a ^Dmanner like a ^Cneedle and a ^Dspoon ^GA bad thing waitin' 'round to ^Dhappen like a ^Clake of ^Dgasoline ^GThe way that ^Dwoman does me is like ^Cnothing, I've ever ^Dseen

^CNow I wanna tell her how I feel ^DBut each time that I start ^GMy tongue wraps like a ^Dtether ball ^CSix times around my ^Dheart and I say

^GHey, ^Dhey, ^Chey, Miss ^DFerguson ^GIt's Cory from ^Dwork ^Ccallin' to ^Dsay ^GHey, ^Dhey, ^Chey, Miss ^DFerguson ^GI was wonderin' what you was ^Ddoing, a little ^Clater on ^Dtoday ^GJust wonderin' what you was ^Ddoing, a little ^Clater on ^Dtoday

^GDon't think I'll ever ^Dwake up on the ^Cwrong side of her ^Dbed

^GShe brings the ^Dsun, ^Cshe brings the ^Dshine ^GThese days every time ^DI try and start to ^Csing some sad ^Dsong ^GI open up my ^Dmouth and the only ^Cwords that I can ^Dfind is just ^GSha-la-la-^Dla, ^Csha-la-la-la-la-la-^Dla ^{G D C D G}Sha-la-la-^Dla, ^Csha-la-la-la-la-la-^Dla ^{G D C D}

^GHey, ^Dhey, ^Chey, Miss ^DFerguson ^GIt's Cory from ^Dwork ^Ccallin' to ^Dsay ^GHey, ^Dhey, ^Chey, Miss ^DFerguson ^GI was wonderin' what you was ^Ddoing, a little ^Clater on ^Dtoday ^GJust wonderin' what you was ^Ddoing, a little ^Clater on ^Dtoday

^GI ain't even ^Dthinkin' about the ^Crest of our ^Dday ^GI was wonderin' what you was ^Ddoing, a little ^Clater on ^Dtoday ^GI said ^Dhey, ^Chey, Miss Ferg^Duson, it's ^Gme