Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band - If youse a viper

^GDreaming about a ree^Gfer f^D#7ive foot l^D7ong ^GMighty im^Gmense but ^D#7not too st^D7rong ^GYou'll be h^B7igh but ^C7not for l^C#7ong ^D7If ^D7youse a ^F#vip^Ger

^GWell I'm the ki^Gng of e^D#7veryt^D7hing ^GGonna be h^Gigh before ^D#7I can s^D7wing ^GThe sky's h^B7igh ^C7so am ^C#7I ^D7If ^D7youse a ^F#vip^Ger

When your ^C7throat gets dry you know you're high ^GEverything is dandy ^A7Truck on down to the candy store ^D7Blow your top on peppermint candy

^GNow you k^Gnow your ^D#7body's ^D7spent ^GDon't give a da^Gmn if you ^D#7don't pay the ^D7rent ^GLight that ^B7tee, ^C7let it ^C#7be ^D7If ^D7youse a ^F#vip^Ger

When your ^C7throat gets dry you know you're high ^GEverything is dandy ^A7Truck on down to the candy store ^D7Blow your top on peppermint candy

^GNow you k^Gnow your ^D#7body's ^D7spent ^GDon't give a da^Gmn if you ^D#7don't pay the r^D7ent ^GLight that ^B7tee, ^C7let it ^C#7be ^D7If ^D7youse a ^F#vip^Ger ^F#Vip^Ger ^F#Vip^Ger ^F#got ^Gthat ^F#smo^Gking ^F#vip^Ger