Captain Matchbox Whoopee Band - Blues my naughty sweetie gives to me

There are ^Emblues you get from women when you s^Emee 'em going swimming and you ha^Emven't got a bathing suit you^Emrself

There are b^Amlues you get much quicker when you d^Amrink a lot of liquor and some^Ambody goes and takes it off the s^Amhelf

There are b^B7lues you get when everything's in ^B7hock, when your gi^Emrlfriend doesn't answer when you k^Emnock, There are b^F#mlues you get from gettin' in a t^F#maxi cab and frettin' every t^B7ime you hear the bumper

jump the c^B7lock There are b^Emlues you get from trying to keep your U^Emncle Bill from dying and he l^Emater on forgets you in

his w^Emill There are b^Amlues you get from kisses when you're ^Amwalkin' with your misses and an^Amother baby shouts 'Hi B^B7ill'

There are bl^Emues that make you wanna go and s^Emtop and shake and shiver ^AmBlues that make you wanna go and e^Amnd it in the river

The b^Dlues my naughty s^Dweetie gives to ^Gme ^B7

There are ^Emblues that you get from l^Emoneliness and there are ^Amblues that you get from ^Ampain There are ^B7blues when you are ^B7lonely for y^Emour one and only the ^F#mblues you can never e^B7xplain

And there are b^Emlues that you get from s^Emleepless nights but the ^Ammeanest blues there ^B7be The b^Emlues that I've got on my mind I^Am mean ones of the meanest kind the ^Dblues my naughty gives to ^Gme