Camper van Beethoven - Axe murderer song

^DWhy do ^Glovers park ^Emdown deserted ^Asus2lanes?^{Asus2 Asus2} near ^Dhaunted h^Gouses or h^Emomes for the ^Asus2insane^Asus2? Like a d^Emeformed ^Asus2son who was ^Dlocked in a ^Gshed^{Gsus2 G Em}Later es^Asus2caped when he ^Dchopped off their h^Geads ^{Gsus2 G Gsus2}

^DWhy do ^Gaxe murderers ^Emonly a^Asus2ttack ^{Asus2 Asus2} when you're ^Dpartially n^Gude or you're t^Emaking a ^Asus2bath? ^{Asus2 Em}Though there are ^Asus2times I feel ^Dsofter than m^Gost ^{Gsus2 G Em}Somedays like ^Ayogurt and ^Dsome days like ^Gtoast^{Gsus2 G Gsus2}

^DSorority ^Ggirls and fra^Emternity ^Asus2boys ^{Asus2 Asus2 D}Always de^Gflowered - they're ^Emrich and they're ^Asus2spoile^Asus2d So we ^Emnever feel ^Asus2bad when Aunt ^DBetty, who's d^Gead ^{Gsus2 G} sur^Emprises them ^Asus2lying on ^Dher wedding ^Gbed ^{Gsus2 G Gsus2}

When we're ^Dmaking ^Glove now, I ^Emfeel so exp^Asus2osed ^{Asus2 Asus2 D}Might you im^Gpale me or ^Emturn into ^Asus2those ^{Asus2 Em}creatures that ^Afeed on the ^Dflesh of the ^Gliving ^{Gsus2 G} They ^Emhide in the ^Asus2corn between ^DJune and Thanks^Ggivin^Gsus2g ^{G Gsus2}

^EmWhy do axe m^Aurderers ^Donly at^Bmtack when we're ^Gmmaking love...^{Gm Gm Gm Em}Why do axe m^Aurderers ^Donly at^Bmtack when we're ^Gmpartially nud^Gme o^Gmr t^Gmaking a ^Dbath?