Camper van Beethoven - Axe murder song

^G Why do ^C lovers park ^Am down deserted ^D lanes? ^{D D} Near ^G haunted ^C houses and ^Am homes for the ^D insane? ^{D D} Like a ^Am deformed ^D son who was ^G locked in a ^C shed ^{C Am} Later es-^D-caped when he ^G chopped off their ^C heads ^{C C}

^G Why do ^C axe murderers ^Am only ^D attack ^{D D} When you're ^G partially ^C nude or you're ^Am taking a ^D bath ^{D D Am} Tho there are ^D times I feel ^G softer than ^C most ^{C C Am} Somedays like ^D yogurt & ^G some days like ^C toast ^{C C}

^G Sorority ^C girls and ^Am fraternity ^D boys ^{D D G} Always de-^C-flowered. They're ^Am rich and they're ^D spoiled ^{D D} So we ^Am never feel ^D bad when Aunt ^G Jenny, who's ^C dead ^{C C Am} Surprises them ^D lying on ^G her wedding ^C bed ^{C C}

When we're ^G making ^C love now, I ^Am feel so ex-^D-posed ^{D D G} Might you im-^C-pale me or ^Am turn into ^D those ^{D D Am} Creatures that ^D feed on the ^G flesh of the ^C living ^{C C} They ^Am hide in the ^D corn between ^G June & Thanks-^C-giving ^{C C}

^Am Why do axe ^D murderers ^G only at-^Em-tack when we're ^Cm Making love... ^{Cm Cm Cm}

^Am Why do axe ^D murderers ^G only at-^Em-tack when we're ^Cm Partially nude ^{Cm Cm} or ^Cm taking a ^G Bath.