Buck Meek - Joe by the book

In a ^Ctail spin, with the^F mistress of the black^C top Dm G C F Dm Dre-e-e-e-e-e-ew, my god ^GWho'd you fool to ^Cborrow this ra^Fce car? ^Dm I can't get it to^G start again There's a ^Cpigeon in the ^Ffan Would you ^Clend me a ^Fhand? ^Dm We'll push it up to ^GShamrocks And have ^CJoe take a ^Flook They call him^C Joe by the ^Fbook And I ^Ctrust him ^F He fixed my grandma's ^CCadillac

And ^Ghe didn't even charge ^Cher for the ^Fblock ^Dm He accidentally^G ordered two ^Cback in '9^F5 Ain't ^Cmuch to modif^Fy ^Dm The engine mounts and ^Gmanifold Got the ^Cparts in the ^Fyard Even^C lent her a c^Far Would you ^Cyank the wheel real ^Fhard

^CDammit Drew,^F you should get ^Cpaid to waste my^F time You're the ^Cprofessor^F of the ^Cnickel and di^Fme I'll ^Dmsee you tomo^Grrow Say "^Chey" to the ^Fgirls Would you^C bring me that ^Fshirt I ^Clent you