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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] A C#m F#m D x4
Well Amama opened C#mup a can of F#mworms todDay A Heard her on the C#mphoneF#m trying to think of Dways That Ashe could break the C#mnews that Santa F#mClaus was Dfake A Mama, you Ecrazy A
Just qAuit your wasting C#mmoney buying F#mtoys for Dme A They're already C#mmade F#m-- just you wait and Dsee And cAome Christmas C#mmorning they'll be F#munder the Dtree, oh A So let's be Elazy A
And poor Dmama don't beliAeve that there's a ESanta AClaus She Dgave up eating Achocolate, it must Ebe the withdArawals Or Djust another Aside effect of EmenopaAuse 'Cause Dhow could someone Anot believe in ESanta CAlaus?
Poor mama A C#m F#m D x2
Well Adaddy says we C#mgotta get the F#mroof replaDced A Where's he gonna C#mland?F#m Or park his sDleigh? We should Aprobably wait 'til C#mafter Christmas F#mjust in Dcase I'll help yaA if you Epay Ame
And poor Ddaddy don't beliAeve that there's a ESanta AClaus He pDrobably got eleActrocuted Edeckin' Ahalls Or Dall the years of Asmoking things Eagainst the Alaw 'Cause Dhow could someone Anot believe in ESanta CAlaus? APoor daddy
A | C#m | F#m | D x4 (here's a riff in the song)
F#mHow can Blittle old me Dbe the only rational Aone? To F#mall of you who've Bnever believed You can Dtake it up with him when he Ecomes
But poor Dmom and dad Adon't believe in ESanta AClaus They Dneed to be in Atherapy, I Emean they seem pretty Alost 'Cause DSanta was the Agreatest dude there Eever Awas So Dhow can people Anot believe in ESanta AClaus? Poor Amama C#m F#m D Poor AdaddyC#m F#m D