Capo: 3

...MY PINK HALF OF THE DRAINPIPE... by Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band -----------------------------------.......................... *from 'The Doughnut in Granny's Greenhouse' (1968)* *CAPO 3rd FRET* (Original Key: Bb) Intro: G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x2) Verse 1:

^G You who speak to ^Bm/F#me, across the ^Emfence,^Bm/F# G Bm/F# Am, E Of common sense. Am Am/maj Am7 How your tomato plant will win a prize; Won't that be ^Am6nice? and by the ^Amway..^D7. how's your ^Gwife?

Your ^Cholidays, were ^Caugspent in Spain, you ^Am7went by train; you'll ^D7go again. Verse 2:

^G Have you seen me ^Bm/F#bullfight ^Emposter on the ^Bm/F#wall? Do you ^Gknow the 'appy ^Bm/F#memory it re-^Amcalls? ^E Am Am/maj Am7 Am6 Here's a photograph of me with my son, Ted; That's me ^Amcousin, with his ^D7hanky on his ^Ghead!

We ^Cbooked in at our 'otel ^Caugjust after two, And met a ^Am7family from Bradford ^D7that we knew.

Interlude:

^G Ooh, what melo-^G7dy-a! (Burp!) Chorus 1:

^G My pink ^Bm/F#half of the ^Emdrainpipe,^Bm/F# ^G Separates next ^Bm/F#door from ^Amme. ^E Am Am/maj Am7 Am6 My pink half of the drainpipe, Am D7 (n.C) (G) Oh, Mama! Belongs to me!

Interlude: G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x2) Sax Solo: G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F#, G Bm/F#, Am E Am Am/maj, Am7 Am6, Am7 D7, G C Caug, Am7 D7 Chorus 2:

^G My pink ^Bm/F#half of the ^Emdrainpipe,^Bm/F# ^G Semi-de-^Bm/F#tach-ed, ^Amah! ^E Am Am/maj Am7 Am6 My pink half of the drainpipe, Am D7 (n.C) (G) Oh, Mama! Belongs to moi!

Interlude: G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x2) Verse 3:

I have a ^Gsister in To-^Bm/F#ronto who's a ^Emnurse,^Bm/F# And I've ^Ghad a bit of ^Bm/F#bother laying ^Amturf.^E Am Am/maj Am7 Am6 It's life, not books that taught me all I've learned, ^Am Woop, in the ^D7b'oven, my rice ^Gpudding's getting burned!

'Ere, ^Chave you seen the new attachment ^Caugon me drill? I ^Am7must have the cat put down, 'cos he's ^D7ill.

Break: (n.C) Hey, neighbour! Chorus 3:

^G My pink ^Bm/F#half of the ^Emdrainpipe,^Bm/F# ^G I may ^Bm/F#paint it ^Amblue.^E Am Am/maj Am7 Am6 My pink half of the drainpipe, Am D7 (n.C) Keeps me safe from you!...

Interlude: (Glockenspiel) G

^G I'm a wobbly jelly, ^Cyou're a pink blanc-^Gmange, ^C I'm a sherry ^Gtrifle, ^A7you're a chocolate ^D7sponge. ^G Your dad wears a paper hat, ^Cmine inflates bal-^Gloons, (n.C) Whoops! Boodly boop! (Pop!) Here comes a spoon!

Coda:

^G My pink ^Bm/F#half of the ^Emdrainpipe,^Bm/F# ^G Separates ^Bm/F#me from the in-^Amcredibly ^Efascinating story of your ^Amlife, Am/maj Am7 Am6 And every day to day event, in all it's minute, And tedious at-^Amtention to detail..^D7. And was it a ^GThursday or a Wednesday?

Or, ^Coh, no, it wasn't though. Oh, who cares anyway, because ^CaugI do not. So Norman if you're normal,^Am7 I intend to be a freak for the rest of my ^D7life. And I shall baffle you with ^Gcabbages and ^Bm/F#rhinoceroses in the ^Emkitchen, Incessant quo^Bm/F#tations from &^Gquot;Now We Are ^Bm/F#Six", Through the mouthpiece of Lord ^EmSnooty's, ^Bm/F# Giant poisoned e-^Glectric head.^Bm/F# So ^Emthere..^Bm/F#.

Outro: G Bm/F#, Em Bm/F# (x6) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- G Bm/F# Em Am E Am/maj Am7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 224432 022000 x02210 022100 x02110 x02013 Am6 D7 C Caug G7 A7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02212 xx0212 x32010 x32110 323000 x02223 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2007 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)

Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band - My pink half of the drainpipe