Bob Rivers - What if god smoked cannabis

I^Emf god had long ^Cadd9hair ^Gand a goatee ^D And if his ey^Emes were pretty^C glazed ^GIf he looked ^Dspaced out Would you ^Embuy his ^Cadd9story, Wo^Guld you believe^D he had ^Eman eye in^Cadd9fection? ^{G D}

^Cadd9And yeah yeah ^Ggod looks^D baked ^Cadd9Yeah yeah ^Ggod smells ^Dgood ^Cadd9Yeah yeah, ^Dyeah yeah yeah What if g^Emod smoked^Cadd9 cannabis? ^{G D} Hit the b^Emong like^Cadd9 some of us ^{G D} Dr^Emove a tie-dyed ^Cadd9microbus An^Gd he subscrib^Des to rolling stone

I^Emf god made this^Cadd9 place, ^Gin the beginn^Ding Did he ^Emplant any ^Cseeds? ^GOr did he ^Dput them there for ^EmAdam and ^Cadd9Eve ^G So they’d be ^Dhungry for the ^Emapple That the ^Cadd9snake was ^Emalways ^Doffering

^Cadd9And yeah yeah ^Ggod rolls^D great ^Cadd9Yeah yeah ^Ggod smells ^Dgood ^Cadd9Yeah yeah, ^Dyeah yeah yeah What if g^Emod smoked^Cadd9 cannabis? ^{G D} Do you su^Emppose he^Cadd9 had a buzz? ^{G D} Wh^Emen he made the ^Cadd9platypus Wh^Gen he created^D earth our ^Emhome ^C Do^Ges he like pe^Darl jam or the ^Emstones? ^{Cadd9 G} And do you ^Dthink he rolls his ^Emown ^{Cadd9 G} Up there in ^Dheaven on the ^Cthrone And when the saints go marching ^Chome Maybe he sits and smokes a ^Cbowl.