Bob Rivers - Mr magoo

^CGot a flat in Timbuktu waiting for Triple A When I saw that single headlight through the ^G7rain ^G7Flagged a kindly geezer down going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four ^Clanes He ^Cpulled a quick U-turn and hit a pickup from Montana While ploughing down a ^C7fire hydrant ^Ftoo Windshield wipers slapping times, he ^Ccommitted several traffic crimes ^G7This guy's like a one-man wrecking ^Ccrew

^FSpeeding's just a little bit of^C what he put me through And ^G7swerving, he went off the road and hit a ^Ctree, yeah ^FDriving can't be easy, Lord, when you're^C only 4 foot 2 You know, ^G7driving's not that difficult for you But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Ma^Cgoo

When we ^Cdrove right through a coal mine we hit a school bus full of nuns We dragged along a string of traffic ^G7poles Through ^G7all kinds of weather, through eighteen hit and runs His jalopy, Baby, kept us on the ^Croad One ^Cday he lost his specs, oh Lord, he let 'em slip away Still looking for them glasses ^C7I hope he ^Ffinds them Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows for some ^Cdramamine today I just ^G7hope they know which body bag is ^Cmine

^FSpeeding's just a little word for ^Cwhat he put me through His ^G7driving, you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah He's ^Fswerving and he's weaving, Lord, and he ^Cdoesn't have a clue You know ^G7driving's not that difficult for you But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Ma^Cgoo

Oh look ^Fout, look out, look ^Cout, look out, look ^G7out, look out, watch ^Cout now ^COh, oh, oh, Mr. Magoo