Tuning: E A D G B E

[Chords] C5 G5 F5 E5 A5 D5 C G F e|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|--0--|--3--|--1--| b|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|--1--|--3--|--1--| g|--5--|-----|-----|-----|--2--|--7--|--0--|--0--|--2--| D|--5--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--2--|--7--|--2--|--0--|--3--| A|--3--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--0--|--5--|--3--|--2--|--3--| E|-----|--3--|--1--|--0--|-----|-----|-----|--3--|--1--| [Verse 1]

Tod^C5ay an old man ^G5walked up to me and s^F5aid: "I have trouble ^C5walking" That's ok^G5ay I've got a c^F5ane, ^E5so w^F5hat?^E5 ^F5 ^E5 Tod^C5ay an old man ^G5walked up to me and s^F5aid: "I have trouble ^C5seeing" That's ok^G5ay I can't comp^F5lain ^E5 ^F5 ^E5 ^F5 ^E5

[Chorus]

I'm still al^A5i- ^F5i- ^C5ive ^G5 I'm still al^A5i- ^F5i- ^C5ive ^G5 I'm still al^A5alala-^F5lalala-^C5live ^G5 I'm still al^A5i- ^F5i- ^C5ive ^G5

[Verse 1]

[Chorus]

I'm still al^A5i- ^F5i- ^C5ive ^G5 I'm still al^A5i- ^F5i- ^C5ive ^G5 I'm still al^A5alala-^F5lalala-^C5live ^G5 I'm still al^A5i- ^F5i- ^C5ive ^G5

[Bridge]

^D5Since you've crashed my c^C5ar ^D5It just couldn't, c^G5ouldn't be the s^C5ame

[Verse 3]

Tod^Cay, on the wr^Gong side of the r^Foad ^F5 ^F5 ^F5 An old l^Cady, she crashed my c^Gar, she was about 80 years o^Fld, that's right ^F5 ^F5 ^F5 And she said: "S^Con, I'm so s^Gorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad e^Fyes" ^F5 ^F5 ^F5 And she said: "S^Con, just be l^Gucky that you're still al^Five"

N.C.

You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom! She said: "S^C5on, be l^G5ucky you're al^F5i -ive"

[Verse 4]

A big fuck y^C5ou, you crashed my c^G5ar! Four y^F5ears of work ^C5in a junkyard Be l^G5ucky you're still al^F5ive! ^E5 ^F5 ^E5 A big fuck y^C5ou, you crashed my c^G5ar! Four y^F5ears of work ^C5in a junkyard Be l^G5ucky you're still al^F5ive! ^E5 ^F5 ^E5

[Verse 5]

Fuck ^C5you! You sh^G5ouldn't be allowed to d^F5rive^E5! ^F5 ^E5 ^F5 ^E5 Fuck ^C5you! You sh^G5ouldn't be allowed to d^F5ri -^E5ha- ^F5hive^E5! ^F5 ^E5 Fuck ^C5you, you sh^G5ouldn't be allowed to d^F5rive Fuck ^C5you, you sh^G5ouldn't be allowed ^F5to, to, drive, drive, drive! F^C5uck! Y^G5ou! Sh^F5ouldn't be allowed to drive! F^C5uck! Y^G5ou! Sh^F5ouldn't be allowed to dri-ha-hive!

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