Bernard Cribbins - Gossip calypso

^CGossip calypso ^FGossip calypso ^GHear all about it ^Cyak a yak-yak ^CEvery woman ^Fup at the window ^GGiving out the gossip and ^Cgetting it back

Oh Mrs Brown well how are you ^Fnow I tell you I've ^Ghad a shocking time with ^CErn and his stomach Don't talk to me my ^FCharlie has gone and ^Gfallen down the stairs a^Cgain Saints preserve us Poor old chap did he ^Fhurt himself Well ^Gnot as much as Alf that's ^Cmy cousin Fred's boy I learned from Fred the ^Fdoctor said he'll ^Ghave to have his knee-cap ^Cscraped cor blimey singing

^CGossip calypso ^FGossip calypso ^GHear all about it ^Cyak a yak-yak ^CEvery woman ^Fup at the window ^GGiving out the gossip and ^Cgetting it back^{G C}

Oh Mrs Booze have you heard the ^Fnews that woman You ^Gknow the very fat one ^Cdown at the corner Climbed in a truck got ^Fstuck they think that they ^Gnever gonna get her ^Cout do tell me Well I had a feller round and ^Fgave him a pound To ^Gfree her with an oxya^Ccetylene welder Must send along some books it ^Flooks like she's gonna ^Gbe there quite some ^Ctime cor blimey singing

^CGossip calypso ^FGossip calypso ^GHear all about it ^Cyak a yak-yak ^CEvery woman ^Fup at the window ^GGiving out the gossip and ^Cgetting it back^{G A D}

^DOh Mrs Ware I do like your ^Ghair who does it I ^Ago to Madame Pom Pom ^Dround by the gas works With all that fruit it ^Glooks so cute I ^Acan't believe it it's really ^Dyou like a film star Have you heard dear a ^Glittle bird has ^ATold me Mrs Tate's ex^Dpecting her seventh Well glory be that's ^Gthree she's had since ^ALenny had his tonsils ^Dout cor blimey singing

^DGossip calypso ^GGossip calypso ^AHear all about it ^Dyak a yak-yak ^DEvery woman ^Gup at the window ^AGiving out the gossip and ^Dgetting it back ^AGiving out the gossip and getting it ^Dback^D