Barry Louis Polisar - Dont put your finger up your nose

^ADon't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your no^Dse knows it's not the place it goes You can sni^Effle, you can sneeze,

Don't put your finger up your no^Ase ^ADon't stick your finger in your ear 'Cause th^Den your ear will find it hard to hear. You can pul^El it, you can tug it,

Don't stick your finger in your e^Aar Chorus

^ADon't stick your finger down your throat Cause th^Dat will just make you start to choke Then u^Ep will come your dinner

Don't stick your finger down your th^Aroat Chorus At l^Eeast not in front of ^Ame