Aurelio Voltaire - The mechanical girl

^DIn the court of Augustine the Twelfth The ^Aking reprimanded his men And demanded they ^Dput good use to all his wealth To ^Gcure his deep ^Aennui ^DFor you see he found that he was ^Gsad and lonely Ever ^Dsince his wife, the queen got ^Gmad and ^Arode off on his ^Dsteed

In a ^Dglen beyond the castle wall ^AThere was a tinker, and he was a thinker The ^Dsmartest man in all the world He ^Gmade a mechanical ^Agirl

^DFor you see his daughter passed ^Gaway that summer And though ^Dhe knew he could not re^Gplace her, he ^Amissed his family

^GSuddenly a knock at the door went ^Dra-ta-ta-ta And the ^Gkingsmen came blowing horns ^Dba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba "By ^Gorder of his highness we're to ^Dtake you and that thing ^ATo present your marvel to the king!"

^DAnd so over glen and ^Gthrough castle ^Awalls ^DOver the moat and into the creat ^Gcastle hall ^AWhen her master urged, the mechanical girl emerged

When the ^Dking laid eyes on the girl ^AHe was delighted, his men were all knighted He ^Dyelled for all the world, "I'll ^Gtake her for my ^Aqueen!" The ^Dman screamed, "Please don't take my ^Gchild, I ^Abeg you mighty ^Dking." And they took him by the ^Gtail coat and ^Dthrew him in hte moat

^GLater in their wedding bed, the ^Dking was shocked to see A ^Gtender kiss upon the cheek un^Dleashed an armory ^GRocket launchers and flame throwing ^Dguns grew from her sides ^AAnd she grew to seven times her size

On the ^Dmorn of august twenty-fourth ^AHe was dejected when he least expected A ^Dknock was heard upon the door, it ^Gwas his robot ^Agirl For you ^Dsee he made her in^Gdestruct^Aible It seems and ^Dshe destroyed that awful ^Gkingdom ^FAnd they lived happily ^{D G A D}So you see the moral of the story is ^GNever take a ^Achild from a loving ^Dparent ^GEspecially not ones who ^Amake children who ^Dshoot rockets from their eyes