Aurelio Voltaire - Its bigger on the inside

^GHello boys and girls I am the ^CDoctor but ^Dnot the kind that gives you medic^Gine G* G* C* C* I've traveled throughout time and space just to please the human race so le^Dt's not dilly dally, let's b^Gegin. ^GNow this thing you see here it is my T^Cardis and w^Dith it we shall get this party s^Gtarted G* G* C* C* Time and Relative Dimension In Space, it's quite an invention ^Dsome call it the Doctor's wife, exc^Duse me whi^Dle I slip inside!

You know it's bi^Ggger on the inside, it's bi^Cgger on the in^Dside and once you've felt it inside I'm s^Gure that you'll agree it's bigger on the inside but d^Con't take it from me D* D* G once you've felt it inside you will see

An e^Gvil nemesis we call the Ma^Cster, ba^Dits me into all kinds of dis^Gaster G* G* C* C* on Gallifrey or so I'm told he gazed into a gaping hole and ^Dever since he's been an awful b^Gastard And t^Ghen of course we've got the cybe^Crmen I h^Dope I never see those things a^Ggain G* G* C* C* who knows what they're packing there in their silver underwear when t^Dhey arrive you should vacate, your a^Dss they wish to 'sim^Dulate'

You know it's bi^Ggger on the inside, it's bi^Cgger on the in^Dside and once you've felt it inside I'm s^Gure that you'll agree it's bigger on the inside but d^Con't take it from me D* D* G once you've felt it inside you will see

And p^Gray you don't see any weeping an^Cgels cause th^Dough it seems like they are made of st^Gone G* G* C* C* they're quantum locked and in a wink if you should turn your head or blink they'll g^Det to you and chill you to the b^Gone...er Those m^Goving buckets there, they are the Da^Cleks they wh^Dine so much you'd swear that they have co^Glic G* G* C* C* it's DESTROY and EXTERMINATE, I think I know why they're irate if they ^Dmake it to the second floor, I'll show them what that plunger's for!

You know it's bi^Ggger on the inside, it's bi^Cgger on the in^Dside and once you've felt it inside I'm s^Gure that you'll agree it's bigger on the inside but d^Con't take it from me D* D* G once you've felt it inside you will see

I m^Dust admit it's rather long if y^Dou think I mean my scarf you're wrong! You bl^N.C.oody pervs, I meant this song!

So ^Gif you think you'd like a sonic s^Ccrew ^Ddriver like I'm holding in my h^Gand G* G* C* C* you will have to let me in, don't worry child it's not a sin hold ^Don to my tem^Dporal drive, I'll take you for an epic ride!

You know it's bi^Ggger on the inside, it's bi^Cgger on the in^Dside and once you've felt it inside I'm s^Gure that you'll agree it's bigger on the inside but d^Con't take it from me ask A^N.C.my Pond! hahaha D* D* G* once you've felt it inside you will see...