Apes Of The State - The internet song

^AGather round kids ^BmI'll tell you all some stories of what ^Dlife was like before the internet we wandered ^Around our ^Bmneighborhoods aimlessly ^Dlighting things on fire and smoking cigarettes and your ^Adad ^Bmprobably tried pot if he ^Dsaid he didn't then he is a liar he met your ^Amom when she was ^Bmpassed out on the floor at a ^Dparty

^AOh gather round kids ^BmI'll tell you all some stories of what it was ^Dlike before Facebook ruined everything we went to ^Aconcerts ^Bmto watch the performers not ^Dstaring at a livestream on our cell phone screens we did ^Anice ^Bmthings for eachother without ^Dposting about it on our status we got in ^Afights and beat the ^Bmcrap out of eachother with our fists ^Dinstead of through nasty comments

^AGather round kids ^BmI'll tell you all some stories of what it was ^Dlike before Instagram ruined pictures we used ^Acameras ^Bmand got the film developed and ugly ^Dpeople couldn't even hide behind filters now your ^Adad is looking at porn on Tumblr and your ^Bmmom is cheating on your dad through Tinder swipe ^Dright (swipe right)

^AGather round kids ^BmI'll tell you all some stories of what ^Dlife was like before the internet we wandered ^Around our ^Bmneighborhoods aimlessly ^Dlighting things on fire and smoking cigarettes and your ^Adad ^Bmtook a bunch of acid met your ^Dmom

^Awent to a party and conceived you on the floor ^Bmand thats why they don't let you outside anymore ^Dyea thats why we don't let kids outside anymore