Apes Of The State - Internet song

Gather r^Aound kids I'll ^Bmtell you all some ^Dstories of what ^Alife was like before the^Bm internet^D We wandered ^Around Our ^Bmneighborhoods ^Daimlessly L^Aighting things on fire and ^Bmsmoking ^Dcigarettes And your ^Adad ^BmProbably ^Dtried pot If ^Ahe said he didn't then he is a ^Bmliar ^D He met your ^Amom When she was ^Bmpassed out on the ^Dfloor at a ^Aparty And that's why they don't l^Bmet you ^Doutside

Oh gather r^Aound kids I'll ^Bmtell you all some ^Dstories of what ^Ait was like before Facebook r^Bmuined e^Dverything We went to c^Aoncerts To wa^Bmtch the p^Derformers Not s^Ataring at a livestream on our c^Bmell phone s^Dcreens We did n^Aice th^Bmings for ea^Dch other Without po^Asting about it on our s^Bmtatus ^D We got in f^Aights And beat the ^Bmcrap out of e^Dachother With our f^Aists instead of through ^Bmnasty c^Domments

Gather ^Around kids I'll t^Bmell you all some s^Dtories of what i^At was like before I^Bmnstagram r^Duined pictures We used ^Acameras and g^Bmot the film ^Ddeveloped ^AAnd people couldn't even ^Bmhide behind f^Dilters Now your ^Adad is looking at ^Bmporn on ^DTumblr And your ^Amom is cheating on your ^Bmdad through^D Tindr Swipe r^Aight Does a^Bmnyone r^Demember The d^Aays when we used to like to ^Bmgo ou^Dtside?

Gather ^Around kids I'll ^Bmtell you all some s^Dtories of what ^Alife was like before the ^Bminternet ^D We wandered r^Aound Our n^Bmeighborhoods ^Daimlessly Lighting ^Athings on fire and ^Bmsmoking c^Digarettes And your d^Aad ^BmTook a bunch of ^Dacid Met your m^Aom And they ^Bmcut all of their classes Went t^Ao a party and c^Bmonceived you on the ^Dfloor And that’s ^Awhy they don't let you ^Bmoutside a^Dnymore Yea that’s ^Awhy we don't let kids o^Bmutside ^D