Angry Johnny and the Killbillies - Kansas city

^EmI met the Devil way ^Amdown in Kansas ^EmCity He said "Kid I've got ^Amexactly what you ^Emneed" ^D"I'll make you handsome, ^CI'll make you wealthy, ^GI make you witty" ^Em"The only thing you've got to ^Amdo for ^Bmme is ^Embled"

^EmHe took a razor and ^Amhe drug it 'cro^Emss my finger ^EmHe smiled and said "^AmMake sure you u^Emnderstand" ^D"Once you sign the dotted^C line it means forever"^{G Em}"And tomorrow you'll wake up a^Am brand ^Bmnew ma^Emn"

^EmI watched my fresh b^Amlood soke into ^Emthe paper ^EmHe slapped my back a^Amnd winked his y^Emellow eye ^EmHe said kid I gotta ^Amgo I'll see ya ^Emlater ^EmI'll be coming for my purchase^Am by and^Bm by ^Em

^DWell that was thirty years ago ^Cand I've lived a ^Emgood life ^DThirty years of ^Cwomen wine and ^Emfun ^DAnd then I finally settled down ^Cfound me a ^Emgood wife ^AmBut today we're buryi^Gng our first ^Dborn ^Emson

^DShe looked at me and ^Ccried "How could this ^Emhappen?" ^D"What would Jesus ^Ctake our baby ^Emfor?" ^DI told her Jesus didn't take our little ^Cbaby, darlin, old Scratch ^Emdid ^AmBlame it on me and old ^BBeelzebub ^Bmthis has nothing to do with the ^EmLord ^AmBlame it on me and old ^BBeelzebub ^Bmthis has nothing to do with the ^EmLord

^EmHe pulled a parchmen^Amt from his jack^Emet old and yellow ^EmHe said "I do believ^Ame this is your ^Emname on the line" ^Em"For thirty years I'^Amve made you a v^Emery lucky fellow" ^Em"Those thirty years were all yours now e^Amternity^Bm is mi^Emne"