Angry Johnny and the Killbillies - If you buy me a jack daniels

^GIf you buy me a Jack ^CDaniels ^GI might be your friend for a ^Dwhile ^GLaugh at your jokes and your ^Cego i'll stroke ^GTell you that i like your ^Dstyle

And ^Cif you buy me a^Gnother ^DMight even ask for your ^Ghand So let's ^Csit and relax with a ^Gcouple of Jacks And i^Em'll be your biggest fan ^DI will be your biggest ^Gfan

^GAnd maybe i'll tell you my ^Cstory ^GSad but the whole thing is ^Dtrue ^GTerible tale of ^Clove and betrayal About a ^Gcouple of folks i once ^Dknew

See the ^Cdevil once had him a ^Gdaughter ^DCan bet that i know her ^Gname I ^Cgave her my heart i ^Ggave her my soul She ^Emgave me a life time of pain ^DGave me a lifetime of ^Gpain

^GShe used to buy me the Jack ^CDaniels And ^Gwe would go dancing all ^Dnight Now she's ^Gof with Jose drinking ^CCuervo all day ^GSinging just easy ^Drhymes

And i'm ^Csure that you got your own ^Gstory ^DProbably much sadder than ^Gmine But ^Ccryin' ain't pretty so ^Gi feel shitty While ^Emthey're having such a good time Hope they ^Dchoke on their soft **** ^Glife

So ^Clet's keep on drinking ^GStop all this thinking ^DLife how it's bringing us ^Gdown ^GBartender could you ^Cplease pour another ^Ground

Well i ^Gmust say that you're looking ^Cpretty Much ^Gbetter than when i came ^Din ^GRound after round you've been ^Csheding them pounds And ^Gwhiskey's cleared up your bad ^Dskin

So ^Cbuy me another Jack ^GDaniels And ^Dwe can dance out on the ^Gfloor All the ^Cyours will be mine up u^Gntill closing time When they ^Emthrow my drunk ass out the door And i ^Dwon't bother you any^Gmore