Angry Johnny and the Killbillies - High noon in killville

^AmBruce and Ed and I walked into ^C5Old Pappy's Foodmart ^G5Bruce and Ed were brothers and they ^F5were not very ^Amsmart ^AmBut I needed some men fast to help me ^C5with this one big score ^G5Then I'd never have to rob a^F5nother grocery ^Amstore ^AmFill the bag with money I ^C5said to the cashier ^G5Fill the bag with money honey and ^F5we'll get out of ^Amhere ^AmBut somebody tripped the alarm and ^C5then all Hell broke loose ^G5The bag boy he pulled out a gun and ^F5blew a hole through ^AmBruce ^AmEd caught the bag boy in the chest with both ^C5barrels from his twelve ^G5The bag boy flew back twenty feet in^F5to the produce ^Amshelf ^AmThat was for my brother Ed ^C5shouted through his tears ^G5Now we faced the electric chair in^F5stead of 15 ^Amyears

^AmI grabbed that bag of money and I ^C5headed for the door ^G5I didn't wanna die in some ^F5stinking grocery ^Amstore ^AmBut the parking lot was already ^C5crawlin' thick with cops ^G5That what you get when you rob a store 'round the corner ^F5from the donut ^Amshop ^AmSheriff Big Dick Turner he was ^C5runnin' the whole show ^G5He said throw your guns down come on out boys ^F5let them people ^Amgo ^AmYou boys don't stand a chance your ^C5little heist has failed ^G5But I knew Big Dick Turner and we'd ^F5never reach his ^Amjail ^AmEd looked up through the window just to ^C5see what was going on ^G5A bullet pierced his forehead and the ^F5back of Ed's head was ^Amgone ^AmThe cashiers they were screaming ^C5Ed's brains were everywhere ^G5It seemed Big Dick was right there was no ^F5gettin' out of ^Amthere

^AmA car pulled up some folks got out - it ^C5was my mom and dad My ^G5daddy yelled out kid you're the worst ^F5son I ever ^Amhad ^AmYou're really in it this time you're ^C5really in it deep ^G5I hope they blow your brains out you ^F5good for nothing ^Amcreep ^AmSheriff Big Dick Turner yelled ^C5get 'em out of here And ^G5I sent the cashier to the stock room to ^F5bring me back some ^Ambeer ^AmThe family plan had failed plan ^C5B was coming soon ^G5I was starring in my very own ^F5Dog Day After^Amnoon

^AmThen they brought a woman out my ^C5true love Madeline She ^G5left me seven months before and I ^F5hadn't seen her ^Amsince ^AmShe left me for the bouncer at the ^C5bowling alley bar She ^G5left him two weeks later for some ^F5guy who sold used ^Amcars ^AmShe said Franky please come out of there you're ^C5in an awful jam ^G5Franky please come out of there and ^F5we can start a^Amgain ^AmWhile you're away in prison I ^C5will wait faithfully ^G5Franky I do love you please ^F5come on out for ^Amme Well I ^Amknew that she was lying 'cause she ^C5never told the truth ^G5I knew that I would get the chair they'd ^F5never let me ^Amloose ^AmBut for my true love Madeline I threw my ^C5gun out on the ground I hollered ^G5Big Dick Turner I'm coming out ^F5please don't cut me ^Amdown

^AmWell they didn't give me death they ^C5gave me 60 years So I ^G5think it's safe to say that ^F5I'll be dying in ^Amhere And Made^Amline and Big Dick Turner they're the ^C5hottest thing in town I was a ^G5love sick fool when I had the chance I ^F5should've shot them ^Amdown.