Tuning: E A D G B E

Adam Carroll - Gulf Coast Losers

^DBig mike’s at the legion hall  ^GWith toot toot playing pin ball  ^DMy brother's out in houma making that ^Adough  ^DDaddy died in 63  ^GIt was just my mom and me  ^DOutsiders call us all a c^Aouple of gulf coast ^Dlosers  

There's a fema truck parked outside  I'm choking down hot box wine  Saw my best friend floating on a keg of beer  He still owes me forty five For the hole in my double wide  Just like my ex-wife he's a gulf coast loser   Chorus:

^GI win from time to time  ^DWatching dolly's dimes  ^DEven though I one time flipped a PT ^Acruiser  ^GThe air ain't clear down here  ^DAnd we're running out of ^Gbeer  ^DWe're always on the ^Arun gulf coast lo^Dsers  

There's a band that's not from here  Called billy gibbons beard  They're in town for the battle of the bands  My bass player says no fear  Them guys are a bunch of queers  And there's nothing they can take away from a gulf coast loser  Chorus:  I win from time to time  Watching dolly's dimes  I dropped right outta AA, call me a boozer  I like to smoke that mexican weed  Chase it down with vitamin B So what if they all call me a gulf coast loser   They pulled out the flying V  Started shredding in the key of E They just pulled up in a thirteen passenger van All the folks from outta town  Said they really dug their sound  But there ain’t no love around for a gulf coast loser One-eyed Wanda said she pass our jar  Up and down the bar  Said she’d shake it like she did when she had the other eye  By the time they made last call, there was no one there at all  We played the curtain call of the gulf coast loser Chorus: I win from time to time   Watching dolly’s dimes  One-eyed wanda went home to refugio with bruiser  It ain’t the worst night we ever had  Cuz’ we’re drinking on the other band’s tab  I guess things didn’t go too bad for the gulf coast losers  Let’s have another round for the gulf coast losers

Adam Carroll - Gulf coast losers