The String Cheese Incident - Resume man

Well a f^Gunny thing happened at a gig the other day When a m^Can approached me with a resume’ And s^Gaid 'if you need any help, then I’m your ^Dman.' He said, 'I’ll w^Cork the door, I’ll load your gear if you b^Goys Get thirsty, I’ll go for beer, and if it ^Gever breaks down, I can ^DEven fix your va^Gn'

When I a^Gsked the guy what he did for work I saw a t^Cwinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk he said, 'I w^Gork right down the Road, I’ve got a melon^D stand. ^GSet up in a shady spot, I sell watermelon and a little good pot, And l^Gast year I made d^Damn near thirty^G grand.'

He said, 'I n^Geed a change and I love your sound, I ^Csure Would like to get out of this town G D! D! and dedicate my self to a Rock and roll band. I’ve been a rac^Ce car mechanic and a body guard, I’m a ^GCPA and I work real hard. Come on and ^Ghire me on, I can ^Dsee you boys need a ^Ghand.'

'You know I’ve ^Gdone it all and been around Had a l^Cot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns. I’d like to o^Gffer you my services for h^Dire. I was a ^Ccook in the army and I drove a jeep, I had an E^Gighty acre ranch where I ran some sheep, I sang ^Gbass in the Mormon ^DTabernacle ^GChoir.'

He’s a r^Cesume’ man, he’s a resume’ m^Gan. If ^Ghe can’t do it, I don’t know who ^Dcan It says right h^Cere, he’s qu^Galified Fifty y^Gears on the job but the ^Dman is only fort^Gy-five.

But t^Ghings started getting a little weird When he l^Cooked at Mike and took a swig of beer, G D (walk-up?) And said, 'What’s with the lady, she really blows my mind.' Well I k^Cnew the man was qualified, he’d worked a hu^Gndred Different jobs, done them all with pride but he ^Gwasn’t exactly the H^Delp we’d hope to ^Gfind.

He’s a r^Cesume’ man, he’s a resume’ m^Gan. If ^Ghe can’t do it, I don’t know who ^Dcan It says right he^Ce-here, he’s qu^Galified Fifty y^Gears on the job but the ^Dman is only fort^Gy-five. He’s a^C resume’ m-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, he’s a resume’ ^Gman. If ^Ghe can’t do it, I don’t know who ^Dcan It says right h^Cee-ere, he’s qu^Galified Fifty y^Gears on the job but the ^Dman is only fort^Gy-five. Fifty y^Gears on the job but the ^Dman is only fort^Gy-five.