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G*: 355433 [Intro]
N.C.(Letter, we're going to write this letter) [Verse 1]
EbDear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter CmIn the hope that you may soon be getting better EbI've a feeling you should go and see a doctor CmIf you haven't then you know you really oughta AbI was worried so I went to see the vicar But beFfore I could confess he first confessed N.C.to be a stripper
[Verse 2]
EbDear Mavis it was very strange to see him CmSo I thought I'd write and ask you your opinion EbShould I grass on him, report him to the Cardinal? CmOr whether I should egg him on to turn professional? AbIf I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser But the Fonly thing the Stripper Vicar wears N.C.is plastic trousers
[Bridge]
CMavisEm's oAm7pinion Am7/G AbAll we G*realCly seC7ek CMavisEm's oAm7pinion Am7/G AbAll we G*should we
[Chorus]
CmLi-i-e While he's still aFlive? Should we Cmli-i-e while he's Bb7still aFlive? 'Cos when the vicar G*strips he gets aAbway with it
[Verse 3]
EbDear Mavis thought I'd follow up my letter CmDrop a line about the fate of our poor vicar EbVery tragically his time on Earth is ended CmFound him gagged and bound in stockings and suspenders AbDear Mavis if you tell us what your thoughts are And I Fhope that they're not biased 'cos you are N.C.the vicar's daughter
[Bridge]
CMavisEm's oAm7pinion Am7/G AbAll we G*realCly seC7ek CMavisEm's oAm7pinion Am7/G AbAll we G*should we
[Chorus]
CmLi-i-e Now that he Fhas died? Should we Cmli-i-e Now that Bb7he Fhas died? 'Cos when the vicar G*strips he gets aAbway with it Come Cmon!
[Instrumental] Cm Cm7 Cm Cm7 Cm Cm7 F F7 F F7 F F7 Cm Cm7 Cm Cm7 Cm Cm7 F F7 F F7 F F7 G* Ab [Hook]
And we Cmknow him as our Cm7vicar And by Cmnight a part-time Cm7stripper And the Cmvicar got susCm7pended In his Cmstockings and susCm7penders And he's Cmmaking wine from Cm7water While he Cmdresses like his Cm7daughter And we Cmknow that he's a Cm7rip off 'Cos we've Cmseen him with his Cm7kit off
[Chorus]
Should we Cmli-i-e Now that he Fhas died? Should we Cmli-i-e Now that Bb7he Fhas died? 'Cos when the vicar G*strips he gets aAbway with it Come Cmon!