Mansun - Stripper vicar

^EbDear Mavis I'm compelled to write this letter ^CIn the hope that you will soon be feeling better ^EbI've a feeling you should go and see a doctor ^CIf you haven't then you know you really oughta ^AbI was worried so I went to see the vicar but be^Ffore I could confess ^FHe did confess to be a stripper ^EbDear Mavis it was very strange to see him s^Co I thought I'd write and ask for your opinion ^EbShould I grass on him report him to the cardinal ^COr whether I should egg him on to turn professional ^AbIf I dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser ^FBut the only thing the stripper vicar wears (is plastic trousers) ^CMavi^Bs' op^Ainion^G is all we re^Fally s^Ceek M^Cavi^Bs' o^Apini^Gon is al^Fl we rea^Glly ^CShould we lie, while he's st^Fill alive should we l^Cie, while he's st^Fill alive Cos when the vi^Gcar strips he gets a^Fway with it ^EbDear Mavis I thought I'd follow up my letter dr^Cop a line about the fate of our poor vicar ^EbVery tragically his time on earth has ended fo^Cund him hanging in his stockings and suspender ^AbDear Mavis if you tell us what your thoughts are and I ho^Fpe they're not biased ^F(Cos you are the vicars daughter) Mav^Bis' o^Apinio^Gn is all we r^Feally ^Cseek ^CMav^Bis' ^Aopin^Gion is a^Fll we re^Gally ^CShould we lie, while he's st^Fill alive should we l^Cie, while he's st^Fill alive

^CAnd we know him as our vicar and by night a part time stripper ^FAnd he's making wine from water while he dresses like his daughter ^CAnd we know that he's a rip off cos we've seen him with his kit off F ^CShould we lie, while he's st^Fill alive should we l^Cie, while he's st^Fill alive Cos when the vi^Gcar strips he gets a^Fway with it