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this is my first song! verse 1
Amtwo foot long and your Dneck keeps growing Amtenfoot tall round yourD head its snowing Amtwenty five grand and yDou work three hours Amfifteen girls through aD hole in your trousers
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Fbigger better Gfaster more Amyour much moreD cooler than you were before Fbigger better Gcooler than me Amyou slayed tenD dragons 'fore youve 'ad youe tea
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Ffor so long, fmfor so long ive been telling you Amplease moronica Dstay Ffor so long, fmfor so long ive been askin you Amplease moronica pDlease Ffor so long, emfor so long you listened to mAme bm
verse 2 youre much more attractive than Kathy pitkin youve had more stiffings than rumplestilskin you think youre cooler than all the roses sniffing ajax up both your noses bridge Chorus
Amhow could you forget your famDe Amhow could you forget your famDe i been tellin you so Flong please dont gGo Amin my face Dthis will be the place
chorus youve got more halos than simon templar youve said more bettys than frankie spencer your gun is bigger than captain scarlet your face is covered in cheap mascara repeat verse one chorus try picking the notes of the final chorus, and end on am. i am dedicating this tab to Maccers as he has dedicated Judahs dog to me!!! enjoy